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I've told I shouldn't drink !! But noooo ... Just a sip, U said.
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 2011-01-13 21:45:48 HristinutA   Drunkards0 Com.
- Two Martini, please!
- Dry?
- Nein, zwei!
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 2011-01-13 21:31:54 HristinutA   Drunkards0 Com.
Excerpts from the Drinkers Fault Finding Guide:
Symptom: Feet cold and wet.
Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Solution: Turn glass so that open end is pointing at ceiling.

Symptom: Bar moving.
Fault: You are being carried out.
Solution: Find out if you are being taken to another bar. If not complain loudly that you are being hi-jacked.

Symptom: Everything has gone dim.
Fault: The pub is closing.
Solution: PANIC!!
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 2010-09-29 17:26:39 HristinutA   drunkards0 Com.
A French fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender “Hey, could I get a beer please?”
The bartender looks at him shaking his head and says “No, we don’t serve food here”
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 2010-07-26 11:40:28 HristinutA   Drunkards0 Com.
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”
The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”  
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 2010-06-18 14:27:28 HristinutA   Drunkards0 Com.
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